Step 1: Pour yourself a large glass of wine (Expert tip: keep the bottle close!).
Step 2: Wrestle the port-a-cot from the ‘handy’ carry bag, and remove the piece that is wrapped around the main frame (Expert tip: do NOT discard this piece - that is the MATTRESS!).
Step 3: Take a very large sip of wine. Breathe deeply. Repeat.
Step 4: Shake the frame out and attempt to click the sidebars into place. Fail miserably.
