Saturday, 29 November 2014

Toddler tag teaming


We’ve had a pretty full on week. On Tuesday we had a friend’s funeral, which was heartbreaking, and then that same afternoon Little Miss came down with violent gastro, which was horrendous. I was working towards a major deadline I absolutely had to meet for a work project, as well as a million other little deadlines for various jobs leading up to the end of the year. Needless to say, I’ve been a bit stressed and emotional.

Normally, any one of these things would make me feel anxious and overwhelmed, but this was like a perfect storm of stressful events. Oh, and then our hot water tank crapped itself (again), just to make things interesting.  During times like this, I really need my sleep. I go a bit crazy if I’m trying to deal with stress and I’m sleep deprived as well. Sleep deprivation can then make me feel even more stressed and anxious, so this can be a really vicious cycle.

The kiddies haven’t been too bad with their sleeping lately, generally sleeping through the night, or at least not needing me to go into them if they do wake. But this week, just when I needed a good 6 or 7 hours a night, my two terrors toddlers decided to take it in turns to torture me each and every night.


I’m sure they were getting together before bedtime to decide who’s turn it was to wake that night. I’d see them whispering, heads together, conversing in their own special language, and I’m pretty sure it went something like this:
Toddler tête-à-tête
 Little Miss: “Look, I know you’re tired, but it’s got to be you tonight. I’m actually feeling quite unwell, and really need to have a good sleep tonight. You’re hanging out with Nanna tomorrow and she always lets you have a little sleep in the pram when she takes you for a walk in the morning, so you’ll be sweet.”

Stuntman: “Aww, but I did it last night! I’m still buggered from waking up nine times. Nine times! That’s like a new record for me. I can’t go again tonight, you do it sis!”

Little Miss: “Well OK, but if I’m going to do it, then I’m going to do it properly. I’m going to scream and shout and maybe even vomit a little. If I wake you up, don’t come crying to me in the morning.”

True to her word, Little Miss certainly did scream and shout, and yes, she even vomited a little. Well, a lot actually. And then the next night, she slept all the way through, but the Stuntman woke every couple of hours needing a cuddle. Or a boob. Or a cuddly boob. Then back to Little Miss the following night. All. Fucking. Week.

Far out. I need a trolley for the bags under my eyes. Or a pillow. Oh yeah, a pillow, a nice soft, clean-smelling pillow to rest my …ZZzzzZZzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzzZZ…..

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